Who am I?

Well, that's the real question around here, isn't it?

Physically, I am fairly typical example of the white male human being, with perhaps a slight hint of nerd. As could be told from my sprite, my hair is brown, and can be found in various shades of shaggy. I may or may not be sporting a similarly shaggy beard. I wear glasses, except when I don't, and have found that black zip-up hoodies add a modest degree of coolness to my "look." I generally do not glow blue, except in the privacy of my own home.

Non-physically, I am a philosophical, pragmatic, optimistic, intellectual, liberal, pantheistic book devourer. I have watched in fascination every ideological controversy I have ever come across online, and have eagerly taken notes. At some point I plan to challenge the entire Internet to a lightsaber-based cage match, or at the very least beat John Solomon in a game of Bocce-ball.

To anyone who might desire insight into what goes on inside my brain, I suggest a close look at Madeline L'Engle, an infusion of Joseph Campbell, a dash of every book on science a young mind is capable of reading, a pragmatic sprinkling of Neale Donald Walsh, and a heaping spoonful of all the best games Nintendo ever made from the 64 era onward.

If you'd like to drop me a line, you can mail here, but be warned I'm an infrequent checker. I'm much more likely to respond if you post at the Serebii.net Forums thread.

Reporterz: Da Comic! is hosted on Comic Genesis, a free webhosting and site automation service for webcomics. I find it quite satisfactory.

I owe a large part of the website design to Ping Teo of The Jaded.
The 'Ocean Blue Indextemplate,' upon which my website is based, is free-use for all Keenspacers, courtesy of the Workshop.

Finally, I'd like to state that all copyrighted material is owned by its creator, as this strip is merely a humble parody. See here. The creators of all these works have my utmost respect. ~Mastercougar