Who am I?

Well, that's the real question around here, isn't it?

Physically, I am fairly typical example of the white male human being, with perhaps a slight hint of nerd. As could be told from my sprite, my hair is brown, and can be found in various shades of shaggy. I may or may not be sporting a similarly shaggy beard. I wear glasses, except when I don't, and have found that black zip-up hoodies add a modest degree of coolness to my "look." I generally do not glow blue, except in the privacy of my own home.

Non-physically, I am a philosophical, pragmatic, optimistic, intellectual, liberal, pantheistic book devourer. I have watched in fascination every ideological controversy I have ever come across online, and have eagerly taken notes. At some point I plan to challenge the entire Internet to a lightsaber-based cage match, or at the very least beat John Solomon in a game of Bocce-ball.

To anyone who might desire insight into what goes on inside my brain, I suggest a close look at Madeline L'Engle, an infusion of Joseph Campbell, a dash of every book on science a young mind is capable of reading, a pragmatic sprinkling of Neale Donald Walsh, and a heaping spoonful of all the best games Nintendo ever made from the 64 era onward.

If you'd like to drop me a line, you can mail here, but be warned I'm an infrequent checker. I'm much more likely to respond if you post at the Serebii.net Forums thread.

Reporterz is hosted on Comic Genesis, a free webhosting and site automation service for webcomics. I find it quite satisfactory.

I owe a large part of the website design to Ping Teo of The Jaded.
The 'Ocean Blue Indextemplate,' upon which my website is based, is free-use for all Keenspacers, courtesy of the Workshop.

Finally, I'd like to state that all copyrighted material is owned by its creator, as this strip is merely a humble parody. See here. The creators of all these works have my utmost respect. ~Mastercougar