Reporterz Media Presents
WP is NOT DEAD
Parodied from The Cheat is Not Dead
MC: WP, man. Where did we go wrong? Seems like just yesterday we were kicking Alfred across the hallway.
ALFRED: That WAS yesterday!
MC: This one's for you.
{singing}
WP hasn't made (Uh!)
Any comics in a while (Uh!)
I hope he didn't get drowned in a pile
Of garbage on TV, cause that would mean he's dead
WP is not dead
I'm so glad WP is not dead
WP is not dead (ALFRED: Dead!)
I'm so glad WP is not dead
WP is not dead (NAMAG: Dead!)
I'm so glad WP is not-
{spoken} Just the claps! Just the claps! Uh! Uh! Alfred, I didn't know you had any rhythm.
ALFRED: Oh sure, I got tons of rhythm!
MC: Uh! Uh! All right guys, keep it rollin' for me. Keep it rollin! Come on!
{singing}
WP's now a ghost
So now we get to see fog more
I hope he didn't get eaten by Trogdor
Or get smothered by toast, 'cause once again that would mean that he's dead
{choir joins in}
WP is not dead
I'm so glad WP is not dead
WP is not dead ({spoken} Whoa, where'd this choir come from?)
I'm so glad WP is not dead
WP is not dead ({spoken} You guys sound great!)
I'm so glad WP is not dead
WP is not dead
I'm so glad WP is not dead
WP is not deeaaad
I'm so glad WP is not dead
WP is not deeeaad
I'm so glad WP is not deeeeeeeaaaaaaaad
‘Chu’s not dead! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
‘Chu’s not dead! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
No WP's not dead! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
WP is not dead! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
Ohhh, he's dead! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
No he's not dead! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
I said WP's not dead now! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
No 'Chu's's not dead! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
Let's call the store! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
Check the receipts! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
Got the frozen food! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
WP is not dead! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
Well WP's not dead! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
‘Chu’s not dead! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
No, he's never been dead! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
Said WP is not dead! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
Whoaaa, dead! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
Whoa, he's not dead! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
No, he's not dead! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
No, he's not dead! (‘Chu’s not dead!)
No, WP's not dead!
‘Chu’s not dead!
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!