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The Trogdor Sleeps Tonight

Parodied from The Lion Sleeps tonight by The Tokens

In the sanctum, the inner sanctum,
The Trogdor sleeps tonight (A-burni-burninate)
In the sanctum, the inner sanctum,
The Trogdor sleeps tonight (A-burni-burninate)

A-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate,
A-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate,
A-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate,
A-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate

Near the cottage, the thatched-roof cottage,
The Trogdor sleeps tonight (A-burni-burninate)
Near the cottage, the thatched-roof cottage,
The Trogdor sleeps tonight (A-burni-burninate)

A bur-ni-i-na-ate....
A bur-ni-na-a-ate, a bur-ni-na-a-ate
A bur-ni-i-na-ate....
A bur-ni-na-a-ate, a bur-ni-na-a-ate

Hush, O peasant, don't fear, O peasant
The Trogdor sleeps tonight (A-burni-burninate)
Hush, O peasant, don't fear, O peasant
The Trogdor sleeps tonight (A-burni-burninate)

{Sung simultaneously by CHORUS 1 and CHORUS 2}

CHORUS 1:
A-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate,
A-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate,
A-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate,
A-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate

CHORUS 2:
A bur-ni-i-na-ate....
A bur-ni-na-a-ate, a bur-ni-na-a-ate
A bur-ni-i-na-ate....
A bur-ni-na-a-ate, a bur-ni-na-a-ate

TROGDOR: {spoken} ONE MORE TIME!

CHORUS 1:
A-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate,
A-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate,
A-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate,
A-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate, a-burninate

CHORUS 2:
A bur-ni-i-na-ate....
A bur-ni-na-a-ate, a bur-ni-na-a-ate
A bur-ni-i-na-ate....
A bur-ni-na-a-ate, a bur-ni-na-a-ate

Ooooooooooo......

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